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Jim HOGAN - Apr 26,2002
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This came from my High School friend Charles Caples in Memphis. AN Oklahoma University fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Texas fan he saw strutting down the street in that obnoxious orange garb. He'd swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, he saw a priest walking along side the road. He thought he would do a good deed, and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's church, about 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father, and I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Texas fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Texas fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." |
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