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Jim HOGAN - Apr 29,2002
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This comes to us from Texas, Compliments of Bob Mejia. The ABCs of AGING Ais for Arthritis, B is for Bad Back C is for the Chest Pains, Corned Beef? Cardiac?  D is for Dental Decay and Decline E is for eyesight - can't read that top line.  F is for Fissures and Fluid Retention G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches). H is High Blood Pressure I is for itches and lots of Incisions  J is for Joints, that now fail to flex.  L is for Libido -- what happened to sex? WAIT! I forgot about K! K is for my Knees that crack all the time (but forgive me, I get a few lapses in my M - Memory from time to time.  N is for Nerve (pinched) and Neck (stiff) and Neurosis O is for osteo - for all the bones that ache P is for Prescriptions, that cost a small fortune  Q is for queasiness, Fatal or just the Flu? Give me another pill and I'll be as good as new! R is for Reflux - one meal turns into to two.  S is for Sleepless nights counting my fears on how to pay my increasing medical bills! T is for Tinnitus - I hear bells in my ears and the word "Terminal" also rings too near U is fro Urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not) V is for Vertigo as life goes spinning by W is for Worry, for pains not yet found X is for X-Ray - and what one might find  Y is for Year ( another one that I'm still alive so Z is for ZEST  for surviving the symptoms my body's deployed, and keeping twenty six doctors gainfully employed. |
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