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Jim HOGAN - Oct 28,2003
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This was posted at the Benton High School by Charlie Caples.
When men lie....
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his ax had fallen into the water, and he
needed it to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden ax.
"Is this your ax?"
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver ax. "Is this your ax?"
the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron ax. "Is this your ax?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are
you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! This is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said "no" to Jennifer Lopez, you would have come up
with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would
have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three
wives, so THAT"S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
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