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Jim HOGAN - Jun 19,2003
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I copied this from another site. Never say to a cop1.Here, hold my beer so I can reach my license. (OK in Texas)
2. I'm sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are you Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
7. Thanks Officer! Thats terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.
9. I was only trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the officer says "Gee son...your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with," Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating too many doughnuts?.
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