Well it all started back

About a week or two

I bought this instant Wonder Glue.

I'd seen it work on TV

And I just had to try me some.

Well when I got home

I spilled the stuff

And I reached for a towel to wipe it up,

And that towel stuck to my hand

Like another thumb.

And as if that wasn't trouble enough,

Here come Rover chasing Fluff,

And that cat jumped up

And stuck right to my knee.

Well I reached down

To hold the dog away

And I touched his ear

And that's where my hand stayed

And he lit out a yelping

Dragging the cat and me.

Well running through the house

We knocked the bird cage down

And the parakeet got loose

And was flying all around

And finally landed and stuck

To the top of my head

And I was tryin' to be careful,

But I just wasn't able

And we stuckin' to ashtrays,

Lamps n tables

And I was wishin'

That I had bought a roll

Of Duct Tape instead.

Well I finally fell exhausted

Into a chair

And then you came in

And found me there

With the bird on my head

And my hand on the dog

And the cat stuck to my knee,

And you said the scene looked

Heaven sent that I looked like a man

Perfectly content

You laid a big kiss on me.

Now Honey, I'm stuck on you.

Yes I'm stuck on you,

I'm stuck to the dog

And stuck to the cat

And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that tube of

Instant Wonder Glue

Everything has stuck on me

And now I'm stuck on you.

Well I got to thinkin'

Sittin there that day.

How did they make

That stuff anyway,

I mean there must be

Workers stuck all over the factory.

I bet there's shoes on the floor

And shirts on the walls

And hat's on the ceiling

And all up and down the halls

Why just getting this stuff

In the tube must be a

Miracle to see.

Now if we could ever make it

To the phone and get the paramedics

Out to our home maybe they

Could surgically remove you and the dog

And the cat and the parakeet

And as soon as we're all

Healed up enough

We're gonna to sneak into the plant

Where they make that stuff

And for revenge we're gonna put

Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats

He He He .

Until then I'm stuck on you,

Yes I'm stuck on you,

I'm stuck to the dog

And stuck to the cat

And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that

Tube of Instant Wonder Glue

Everything has stuck on me

And now I'm stuck on you.

Ohhh, I'm stuck on you,

Yes I'm stuck on you.

I'm stuck to the dog

And stuck to the cat

And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that

Tube of Instant Wonder Glue

Everything has stuck on me