1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?

2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated

3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..

8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged

9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?

10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

12. It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?

13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots

15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted

17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it

18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples

19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it

22. Genealogists are time unravelers

23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!

24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family

26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days

30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on t he Juneflower

31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress

32. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality

33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

34. It's an unusual family tree, sent to me by a friend from her granddaughter.