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Jim HOGAN - Mar 31,2002
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Be careful - you might get what you wish for
A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind
him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks
for their order. The man says, I'll have a hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich.
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same." Says the ostrich.
A short time later, the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and
the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again
the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.
This becomes a routine, until late one evening, the two
enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this
is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the
ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order
and says, "That will be 12.62." Once again the man
pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me sir, How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time?
"Well," says the man, "several years ago, I was cleaning
the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a
Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish
was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
have to put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of
money would always he there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would
wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always
be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
-Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies with a slight frown, "My second wish was
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